Michelle and I went to her cousins wedding. It was absolutely beautiful and an ideal day for a wedding. I was in tears when that cute couple was doing their vows. It was really emotional.

Then after the ceremony was over, each person was to take a rock and wish good luck to the new couple and throw it in Lake Michgan.

Well Michelle and her infinite baseball throwing abilities, managed to throw the rock straight up in the air and nearly taking out the priest and some other bystandards.

All in all, it was a fantastic wedding with lots of good drunken conversations. Even a great little video shot of me congradulating the bride and groom who I dont even know.

Michelle had the great idea to trim her dogs nails while she had been drinking. Just view the photos to see the damage she did to this poor little doggy.

One night Michelle and I were drinking at the local pub and were ending the night driving home and Michelle got pulled over. The cop said she was going 47 in a 35 and my drunken response to the cop was "You dont know what youre talking about, ITS 35 HERE!!!!!!!!!!". I continuously yelled until he yelled back and said "IM NOT TALKING TO YOU SIR!!!!"

It was stupid because Michelle had a few and it could have caused the cop to give her a breathalizer test. But instead she just got a ticket.

To this day, I still believe we were in the 45 MPH section...

I guess I am stubborn

When I was in second grade, I had the great decision to cut these beautiful curls and get a buzz cut. Who would of thought that I would of kept that same haircut for over 12 years!!

Well today was a great day because I got chased around the whole playground before class started. Today was my day... for once I didnt "block" the girls for pretty boy Blake Peters. Today I had the girls come to feel my hair. It was a day I will never forget.

One Day I was on the titty bars (boob shaped monkey bar toy) and I had the great idea to hang from it by a stick. That didnt last too long because the stick immediately broke and I fell on my ass. Slamming into the rocks I ended up choking on something. I assumed it was a rock, so I called home and my overprotective mom came and took me to get my stomach scanned in the hospital. (come on mom.. my body would of gotten rid of it one way or another)