We all know that David likes to babysit the younger cousins. When Sean and I were kids he babysat us too.
One time while watching us David thought that it would be really funny to get me and Sean to pick up the phone and call 911. Being the impressionable little kids that looked up to our older cousins that we were Sean and I took his advice and dialed 911 then hung up.
Well soon after that there was a cop at our door wondering where the emergency was.

Sheila really loved you that day David.

Well i owe a lot to the residents of rivendell accross the street from my parents because without them being so cool i would have never gotten good at skating and i would have been bored out of my mind growing up!

ever since i could remember.. like the summer of 5th grade was when i started getting 'extreme' bmxing, skatingboard, and rollerbladin.. i had to be good at everything too.. anything i touched i needed to go all out.. well my parents didnt have a paved driveway so my friends and i would go accross the street and setup our ramps and rails in the middle of the street and in a large turn around. i think the people living there would actually enjoy watching us kill ourselves by grinding the long 20ft rails and launching into spins and what not. but the thing that got me the most is that we would store all the crappy looking ramps right on their property.. of course they were empty lots but it looked like crap and no one complained..

i heart them.. haha

One time my mom and I were going through the taco bell drive through off of M-59 and I attempted to shoot my straw wrapper at her.

At the time we were infamous for doing this. But on this particular occasion the wind must have been blowing in the right direction because the thing went like 15 feet into the drive through window and gracefully hit a guy in the butt.

He never knew because it was so light. But it was still hilarious. Both my mom and dad would get mad at places like Big Boy when the straws would hit other people accidentally.

I once was on a site for dating called Lavalife when I was looking to date a bunch. For the most part it worked out cause I met a really cool person who is on this site (The_Liz).

Anyway on my first blind date on the site, I met a girl from lansing who came down to Novi to meet me. We had had great conversation over the phone and she sounded super cute.

But when I saw her I immediately was shocked as she wasnt even remotely cute at all. I am normally not superficial, but I just had no physical attraction to her.

Immediately things went bad... way bad. She immediately began holding my hand not even two minutes after we met which freaked me out! It freaked me out so bad that I had to purchase a TShirt just so I could have something in my hand to prevent these things from happening to me.

I mean she just lost all respect for me right when she started holding my hand. Additionally are great conversations turned into nothing and she had nothing . . . Read More..

I remember that we used to have this neighbor who was a younger, blonde-haired kid named Jesse. He used to always want to be a part of our group but we were mean to him.

One day Kevin, Dan and Dave were over and we were out in our front lawn, probably throwing madballs over the roof or something. Jesse came down and wanted to see what we were doing and if he could join us. We fabricated a holiday to get out of this one. We told him that today was "Family Day" and that you were supposed to be with your family today. Dan and Dave were over on Family Day because they are my cousins. Therefore, Jesse could not hang out with us today but had to be with his family.

The weird thing was that I think I remember him believing it and going back up the hill towards his house.

Man we were meanies. Sorry Jesse.