An almost terrible (but turned out terrifying) day trip

2004-10-16 | Kutna Hora, Czech Republic So.. I decided I wanted to take a day trip to Kutna Hora because I have had a lot of people tell me its cool. After some rude interactions with the unfriendly and unhelpful staff of the train stations, I was on my way. When I got there I had no information whatsoever and I was forced to suck info off the tourists that were there. I clinged onto some Ozzies with a Rough Guide and followed them to a huge gothic cathedral. I thought that this was the cathedral everyone raved about (this church made of real human bones). But come to find out it wasn't. At this point I separated from everyone because I grabbed some food. So I got

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I remember I went to my friend Ben Weiner's birthday party.  It was just him and me and another one of his friends named Mike.  We went with Ben's mom to Chuckie Cheese's and afterwards we went to Toys 'R' Us.  I can't remember how it happened but I think that Ben's mom let us get some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures.  I think I got Splinter.  That was a fun and memorable birthday party indeed!

Anyone who has been to my old room in Waterford has for sure seen these posters of Jenny McCarthy.

I kind of had a little crush on her when she did that dating show on MTV. She was pretty hot.

So I bought a poster of her in her Orange Bikini after she made a CD in 1995 or 1996 and recently I threw them away because there is no use for them anymore. I got the hottest woman in the world to marry me.

The other day, my freaking book shelf collapsed. My mom thinks that the cat caused it somehow, cause she was super freaked out.

Check out the damage.

Does anyone ever remember giving prank phone calls?

I remember a few occasions where we would either call up random people or businesses and act like the guys from "The Jerky Boyz" album.

I used to have those tapes of the Jerky Boyz and thought they were great. I love the arabic guys voice among a bunch of other things.

We only pranked a few times and I cant for the life of me remember the exact circumstance that we put people through. It was pretty clean fun, nothing too bad was said.

I remember one incident where a buddy and I stood at the pay phone of Crary and made a prank phone call to Sam Berestine. He is a local lawyer who says to call 1800-CALL-SAM and is basically a hospital follower of people who he can sue to get money. Pretty much a scam artist most likely.

Well I scammed them when I talked about how I wanted to sue because of my hemeroids or something like that. I cant remember too many of the details.

Good times!