The other day, my freaking book shelf collapsed. My mom thinks that the cat caused it somehow, cause she was super freaked out.

Check out the damage.

Anyone who has been to my old room in Waterford has for sure seen these posters of Jenny McCarthy.

I kind of had a little crush on her when she did that dating show on MTV. She was pretty hot.

So I bought a poster of her in her Orange Bikini after she made a CD in 1995 or 1996 and recently I threw them away because there is no use for them anymore. I got the hottest woman in the world to marry me.

When I was in middle school, my friends Chris and Ryan all decided to go drag to halloween. The one big difference from them to me was that I had a mask and these fake tits made out of foam. But they looked real. The other two had their moms put makeup on them and probably stuffed their bras.

I vividly remember walking down M59 and flashing cars with my fake boobs. Every single car that passed honked their horns at us. We walked to Ryans house and played mortal kombat.

I think next that night we went trick or treating and I had to leave for some reason to get back to Crary for a Band halloween costume party. If I recall there I placed third best costume or something like that. That was a very fun haloween.

Oh I cant believe I am posting this.  This video is lame, but it might bring some laughs.

So I was convinced that I should try out for survivor and so I took a video camera out to where I run and I figured it would be unique enough for them to at least look at it.

But no... they didnt even give a response letter.

I spent a whole afternoon cutting this...

If you are bored watching the information about me talking about my life.... skip to the end an watch the funniest part of the video about me getting my hands dirty.

Our high school band had a competition in Tennessee and we all spent our spring break there I think our Junior year.

I cant remember the exact city we were in for the competition, but one thing I do remember was going up to a gun and knife store and buying a chinese star.

Eventually we brought it back to the hotel and threw it at the wall a bunch of times. 

It was a lot of fun, but we definitely could have gotten charged for it.  It was pretty dumb to throw it at the wall.

But it was really cool how it stuck to it with precision.