One day Justin and I were playing Super Smash Bros. Melee at his house and his ferociously fat cat decides to take out a bird from some tree.

He presented it to the door to have dinner on the porch. But Justin and I saw it was batting it around making it suffer. So we did a good deed to the bird to releive his suffering, we ended its life.

So crazy ass Justin decides to get a shovel to bury the bird and he takes the shovel and says "Time to Meet Thy Maker." And he decapitated the poor little bird. Sorry about the gory details Sue.

One day, my mom was using pledge on the kitchen counters and it made the tiles very very slippery. We were having fun sliding around on it. Then I probably had the great idea to take my cat Gizmo and slide him on it. It was a mean thing to do, but who is to say that I wasnt a jerk back then. Regarless its something i vividly remember laughing at. Basically I rememeber doing it once or twice and remeber him sliding off the stairs. Another cruel thing I did to that cat. But those are the things you sometimes remember about your animals.

In my ("I wanna play a guitar phase") which lasted 6 months, I really was becoming better at playing such hit tunes as "Crash Into Me", "Plush", "Take My Picture" and much more.

But I still wanted to learn more.

So one day, I am hanging out at the local sandwich shop (AKA Potbelly). And I acquire a business card of the singer who was playing beautiful melodies as I eat my lunch. He was cool. EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HE IS TRYING TO SELL ME LESSONS IN A SANDWICH SHOP!!!

Apparently I didnt think anything of it. But now if theres ever a time when Susan is down and feeling blue. She can envision me conversing with a singer/songwriter/sandwich enthusiast and it will bring light to her day.

It was Christmas time again. And once again I was low on funds because of all the gift giving.

So low in fact that one day when I tried to cash a check, a lady had to get her manager to give permission for me to cash a 20 dollar check my grandma had posted to me. I probably needed the money to feed myself or something. They wouldnt let me cash it because my account was so low!!!!

Additionally, this past year I also had problems and ended up having 200 dollars in overdraft charges because of numerous 5 dollar sales that occured and each offense costing me 30 dollars. Luckily I got out of it.

And now I am smart because I have accounts linked so I dont have to pay outrageous bank charges.

My grandparents used to own a trailor in the flint area I believe. It was a nice place where a bunch of old farts used to live. I dont really remember a whole lot about it, but one thing I cant forget about it was the time that we rented Boyz In The Hood. (Yeah me and my brother were ghetto even back then.)

I was watching it when my grandma saw the scene where there is some "T and A." She turned the T.V. off.... it was kind of funny. Another thing I kind of remember was a pond where we used to hang out to maybe look at some fish. I think we just spent the night out there a few times.