One day I was hanging out with Liz Pierce. I was a total retard and I decided to see if the iron that was unplugged was hot. It wasn?t plugged in, and yet I stuck my finger on it. It hurt soooooooo bad. I probably got a serious burn from it. Since then, I never touch iron heads. God, I was such a dumbass.

This was unbelievable!! I am just minding my own business one day at the lunch table with my friends and this guy (Justin the same guy that opened the shower curtain on me) decided to be a dick and told me to get up out of my seat. I told him no. 5 minutes later I feel a nice cold chocoloate drink getting pourn down my shirt. I got up and I probably yelled at him and/or pushed him. I cant even remember the details. Once we arrived in the principals office (Mr. Downey AKA "Thumbs") he basically didn?t understand my situation at all and he suspended me for three days. I am still pissed about this. :-P

One day I was probably hanging out bored on the playground and I decided to express my love for a lady. I decided to take a rock and scratch "I heart Liz (grant)" and then I did the dumbest thing. I wrote down D.K.R. I figured no one would ever figure it out. But a month or so later, Mr. McGuire figured it out and was really pissed he figured it out. He yelled at me and told me to grab a paint brush. I don?t remember ever painting the whole thing though. All in all it was an interesting stupid thing I did.

One time my brother was riding his bike after going fishing and he got a fish-hook stuck in his calf while riding home. I remember going up to the hospital over by the movie theater and I can vividly remember a rustly and wormy hook gouged in his calf. IT WAS SICK!