Does anyone ever remember giving prank phone calls?

I remember a few occasions where we would either call up random people or businesses and act like the guys from "The Jerky Boyz" album.

I used to have those tapes of the Jerky Boyz and thought they were great. I love the arabic guys voice among a bunch of other things.

We only pranked a few times and I cant for the life of me remember the exact circumstance that we put people through. It was pretty clean fun, nothing too bad was said.

I remember one incident where a buddy and I stood at the pay phone of Crary and made a prank phone call to Sam Berestine. He is a local lawyer who says to call 1800-CALL-SAM and is basically a hospital follower of people who he can sue to get money. Pretty much a scam artist most likely.

Well I scammed them when I talked about how I wanted to sue because of my hemeroids or something like that. I cant remember too many of the details.

Good times!

I remember selling different things for like 50 cents to a dollar in elementary school. 

Two types of things that I can remember selling on the streets were bags of sugar.  But this was just just any kind of sugar.  It was laced with all kinds of kool-aid.  I guess you can call me the drug dealers at Burt or something.  I didnt sell much of it.  Mostly just ate it all by myself.

I also remember making guns out of construction paper and selling them to a few kids here and there.  They would be intertwined with rubber bands and would actually shoot stuff out.  I know for a fact I sold one of them for 2 dollars to bobby wright.  He pooped his pants in 5th grade and I had to sit next to him in the choir.  Good times, good times.

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When I was in 5th grade Burt put on the Wizard of Oz play. We were totally professional in every respect. We had tryouts and I was thoroughly disappointed because I didnt get very good parts.

The one good part in the play (of which you can watch the vids) is that I was the crow leader.

Theresa (twozniak) was the wicked witch of the west and played it flawlessly.

Theresa is going to love these videos so much. I have the whole thing on DVD now.

Thats about all I can say about this play. It was a lot of fun. And I was quite proud that Nick (my best friend) got the Todo part over me! I think thats the part that I attempted to try out for and he got it over me.

Oh well... it was loads of fun. Enjoy the vids Theresa .

One night matt and I were going a little insane at work one night at chimes. On this particular day our boss John bought us some new white boards for our cubes so we can write sweet code on them. The boxes has some staticy styrofoam that stuck to the walls

We got into a completely goofy mood when we took that styrofoam and drew our names and objects into the wall. We acheived ultimate stickyness by rubbing it in our hair.

Somehow I had my video camera and we taped "the day in the lives" of Matt and Dave writing PHP. The funny thing about our names on the walls was that they pretty much stayed up the entire weekend.