I Had The Best Time Tonight I Hung Out By The Wca With Me, My Girlfriend, Her Friend, And Her Friends Girl Friend. We Had The Best Time Got Some Taco Bell Got Kicked Out Of A Few Places And You No The Bridge On M-59 Right After Boston Market Yeah We Did Some Tagging Under There Then Just Sat Under There For A Long Time It Was Really Fun.

So I am hanging out on the playground and I dont remember the circumstances, but somehow I made Julie Blood so angry at me that she grabbed my shoulders and slammed her knee right into my family jewels.

I remember losing my breathe completely... she seemed to know what she was doing.

But of course, I went to a teacher to tell on her.

I think it might have been Mr. Kowalski. 

Anyways, even though the pain had gone I was still crying in front of her and him I think.  She was forced to apologize to me.

Her and I always had interesting relationships.

This is weird!

I remember when I was a kid that my brother Dan and I would go take a wiz together.  Talk about a once in a lifetime event.

I have no clue why we would do this, but it wasnt a big deal.  We would go against the golden rule of not crossing the streams.

I am just wondering what the purpose of going pee together was?  Interesting memory..... but it happened and thus it must be posted!

When my mom was going through dental school she did lots of tests on me to learn. Meaning she cleaned my teeth a lot.



On one particular occasion, she probably was scraping near my gums and since at the time I didnt floss much, they started bleeding a lot.



I always try to blame her and tell her that she cut my gums.



I also remember whenever I would get my teeth cleaned in her office I would take the air suction and make it suck out all of my air in my lungs.



Other things I would do when my mom is cleaning my teeth would I used to gleek on her and laugh.



Man I am a jerk.



For those of you who dont know what gleeking is, it is when you can control your salivary glands to spit out a little saliva kind of like how a snake would.



Fun stuff.



I think I need to seek assyluym from my mom for Male Gum Mutilation. ;-)

I think it was Halloween 1994 when I first beat Final Fantasy 3 for SNES. I thought it was the coolest ending ever. Before we were trick or treating I think I was on the last battle and I had to pause it. I went trick or treating with Steve Trevaskis and Adam Pearsal, I think. After we trick or treated I came back and beat the game and it was the coolest feeling. I don't think there is a better game ending out there for the time that this came out. I am such a total dork that I still enjoy listening to the music from FF3 while I am at work. I remember I used to name all of the characters after my friends and the female characters after girls that I liked. I named the character "Locke" Noel.