So I am hanging out on the playground and I dont remember the circumstances, but somehow I made Julie Blood so angry at me that she grabbed my shoulders and slammed her knee right into my family jewels.

I remember losing my breathe completely... she seemed to know what she was doing.

But of course, I went to a teacher to tell on her.

I think it might have been Mr. Kowalski. 

Anyways, even though the pain had gone I was still crying in front of her and him I think.  She was forced to apologize to me.

Her and I always had interesting relationships.

This one time my brother and I and probably Scott Vogt, were all hanging out playing basketball at our friend Jeremy Philips' house and we saw a sledgehammer and a golf ball sitting around.

We hit the golfball with a sledgehammer so hard (Jeremy was a big guy so he probably did it) that it flew all the way across the street and nailed a house.

Luckily no windows shattered.

We did this all across the neighborhood for a while until the golf ball finally shattered into pieces.

The insides had a ton of rubberbands like Pee-Wee hermans rubber band ball.  There was all this white substance too.

It was pretty sweet.  We did some other off the wall thing that day too.

This one time at Chilis I got some kind of food poisoning. I had the chicken fingers. Have you ever had a bad case of food poisoning?

I hated Chilis for the longest time. My case wasnt an all out bad case like some people when they need to go to the hospital, but somehow I knew it was the fried chicken I had there.

Chilis finally rejuvinated themselves when they cam out with the

QUESADILLA EXPLOSION SALAD!!!!!!!!

Chilis rules now! They better pay me for this advertisement! WHATS YOUR CHILIS MEMORY!!!!!!!!!!!??? LOL. GHETTO FABULOUS.

Every single 1st day of school for the year or semester, my mom would sing the "School Days" song to me to wake me out of bed.

"School Days, School Days, good and golden rule days.  Reading and writing and arithmatic, all to a tune of a hickory stick."

Although annoying when I got into College.  It always marked something new and exciting.  It was cute too.

The first days of elementary and middle school were probably the most fun.  I was always excited to see all my friends again.  What do you remember about your first days of school?

Things were always tough, you would have to learn all new lock codes for your locker and you would dread the teachers you got stuck with who had a reputation for everyone disliking.

I have a feeling that I might sing school days to my children because tradition is a good thing.

This one time at Compuware, the guy across from my cube would come in every day stinking like vodka.  He would spike his coffee and other things and many times I would hear him snore.

One time in particular a friend looked underneath the panel to me and tried to whisper and point at his cube.  The dude was out cold.

She explained how he comes in drunk every day, but I never realized it until she said it that the lingering smell was booze.

They fired him later probably because someone said something.

He was so weird.  The funny part about it that he was a "Professional Services" guy.  So very professional indeed.