One time at our house in birdland, Kevin and I were shovelling in front of the house. We had these small, cheap red metal shovels with wooden sticks and a red plastic handles. Kevin must have been shovelling near me because he brought his shovel back and poked me in the eye. I remember crying and making my way up to the front door and that I was crying blood. I guess that Kevin just missed my eye.
I remember going to Dr. O'Neil's office before it was at Clarkston Medical Group and getting some stitches. I was laying down and I remember feeling something really cold touching my eye.

Apparently my uncle Kirt saved my life when I was a toddler. Please give your recollection Uncle Kirt. I had no idea.

I can't remember who was in the car. Becca was driving and I think that the Brat Patrol or part of it was in the car. We were on our way to my house for a Taylor holiday gathering. We were driving north on Dixie and somebody cut us off or Becca cut someone off or something. I just remember that the guy was driving weird and that he got in front of us. I can't remember what car Becca was driving - I think it was a purple Blazer if that makes sense.

Anyway, we turned right on Sashabaw and when we got to Walton, the guy stopped suddenly and Becca kind of bumped the guys bumper. What resulted was the funny part.

The driver got out of his car and started complaining. At some point he laid on the ground and said his neck or back hurt or something. Finally an ambulance showed up and they said that he appeared fine but that they could transport him if he was willing to foot the bill. Apparently he felt fine after that. One of the officers told Becca that he knew the guy was . . . Read More..

so daves about ready to pass the F out and he goes to brush his teeth. only he loads high dimension revitalizing conditioner onto his tooth brush instead of TOOOTHPASSSTE!

im getting ready to pass out as well and i hear "WTF IS THAT" so i go check it out and there is dave rinsing his mouth out with anything liquid.. not to mention very old pop..

This one time a bunch of band people played some full contact football together.

We had done this in the past at Burt Elementary School Playground