The reason I was so psyched just to see one statue was because of a guy Imet in Corfu. This guy was great, he and his friends would constantly referto me as THE DAVID. They would kind of praise me a little and it was kind offlattering in a way. They did this probably because I wore the statue ofDavid boxers and also because I wore a halo I made with my toga and alsobecause I guess I look like him. Anyway, one night he told me all about itand how he stared at a mans ass for 30 minutes. I was so psyched.... notabout the ass.... but he was like "it doesn't