This one time at Compuware, the guy across from my cube would come in every day stinking like vodka.  He would spike his coffee and other things and many times I would hear him snore.

One time in particular a friend looked underneath the panel to me and tried to whisper and point at his cube.  The dude was out cold.

She explained how he comes in drunk every day, but I never realized it until she said it that the lingering smell was booze.

They fired him later probably because someone said something.

He was so weird.  The funny part about it that he was a "Professional Services" guy.  So very professional indeed.

So, I was hanging out with Josh about a week ago and we decided that it was time to start making some videos. I came up with starting th old skit thing that Laura and I did before called "Skits-O-Frantic."

So, after telling Laura the news we started to plan some skits. Armed with a journal so we don't forget, the process began. We came up with a few: Snacker attack, lemon head contest, and more.

Although we are still planning out all the people, we have a basic idea of Josh, Laura, Emby, Doug, and I with a few extras.

Our first time taping was pretty fun. After going outside, I began to run at the trampoline, which was not fully put up. I ran straight into the bar and flipped over it. I then began to jump around like I was really on a trampoline, including a weird flip thing which ended up very messing since it was all dirt there.

We decided that that was amazing and got a camera. We then made it into a skit for us to record. Later we did then Lemon Head one, but my sister was a . . . Read More..

When my mom was going through dental school she did lots of tests on me to learn. Meaning she cleaned my teeth a lot.



On one particular occasion, she probably was scraping near my gums and since at the time I didnt floss much, they started bleeding a lot.



I always try to blame her and tell her that she cut my gums.



I also remember whenever I would get my teeth cleaned in her office I would take the air suction and make it suck out all of my air in my lungs.



Other things I would do when my mom is cleaning my teeth would I used to gleek on her and laugh.



Man I am a jerk.



For those of you who dont know what gleeking is, it is when you can control your salivary glands to spit out a little saliva kind of like how a snake would.



Fun stuff.



I think I need to seek assyluym from my mom for Male Gum Mutilation. ;-)

I remember I used to think that it was a good idea to give people money when they asked for it on the street. It seemed like the charitable thing to do. Then, probably like most of you, I was introduced to the idea that people who are homeless are in that situation because they have burned bridges and that they will most likely take the money you give them to the liquor store. Still, it troubles me to just walk past someone who could potentially be in need.

Well, somewhere along the road someone introduced me to the idea of buying someone a meal when they asked for money for food. So I tried it once when I was going to U of M Flint.

There was this homeless black guy that asked me for money for food so I asked him if I could buy him lunch. He accepted and we waited in line in the food court at Subway. I would like to say that we ended up having a life-changing conversation or that I lead him to Jesus or something but nothing like that happened. Instead, as soon as we were . . . Read More..

Dimples is the hottest karoke bar in SoCal(Southern California). It's located right next to Warner Bros. studio so they get a lot of struggling musicians/actors making demos there. They record a persons performance and then give them a dvd copy of it. You can check out their website and see the live performances going on now as we speak.

On this particular evening we were presented with a treat. None other than Dennis Haskins gets on stage to sing. That's Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell for those who don't know. He started off with a strong performance, I have to say I was impressed. The place was jamming until an underage(probally) drunk girl jumps on stage. This broad starts grinding on Mr. B and grabbing his pee-pee. Naturally Mr. B can't cocentrate on the song and starts blowing the lyrics. To quote Mr. B I'm thinking to myself,"Hey hey hey, what is going on here?"

I come to find out this girl use to be a big deal. She was on a girl group started by the Disney . . . Read More..