This one time I was hanging out with my family on vacation at my grandma Renne's house and my dad wanted to cook dinner.

He was rummaging around in the fridge trying to find ingredients and he came across a 15 or 20 year old lime juice in my grandma's fridge.

We cracked up so bad at this. Grandma still deny's just how old it really was.

Before there was fear factor on TV and before reality TV was even around.  You have our family.

In 1998, our family started a new gift giving tradition that some people call "White Elephant".  Its basically a pool of gifts and each person draws a number.  The first person chooses a gift and is stuck with it, but the next person may steal their gift or pick another.  The last person is in the best position.

Most of the gifts this year were pretty decent.  Barb, (Christmas Boss) just by chance got a couple of really crappy gifts and joke gifts.  One of which was some S.P.A.M and some pickled pigs feet.

Well after that I think my brother and my Uncle Dennis talked about how he would eat them for money.

This soon turned into all of the Brat Patrol (Me, Noel , Kevin , and Dan ) wanting a bunch of money to eat the pickled pigs feet.

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One time I went to Cedar point with my brothers friend Trevor Pretty and some other friends of mine. We all were riding in the Sky Ride chilling when suddenly someone had the great idea to spit off of it.

Well come to find out we hit a guy. I think we knew it at the time and we were laughing up a storm.

Once we arrived, those laughs turned to scared faces when the guy immediately comes storming at us.

My mom had no clue about it, for she was in the car ahead of us.

We were stupid and didnt think that our cars had numbers on them too.

Luckily nothing super bad happened other than some scolding.

A day trip for THE DAVID!!!!!

2004-10-28 |Florence, ItalyToday I woke up and was lacking motivation. That's why you guys got thatfinal reflection thing. Once I was done listening to that song, I wasperusing through my Eurail time table and I noticed something veryinteresting. I saw that the train to Florence was only 2 hours. Once I readthat, I was set... I was going to see the statue of David. The reason I was so psyched just to see one statue was because of a guy Imet in Corfu. This guy was great, he and his friends would constantly referto me as THE DAVID. They would kind of praise me a little and it was kind offlattering in a way. They did this probably because I wore the statue ofDavid boxers and also because I wore a halo I made with my toga and alsobecause I guess I look like him. Anyway, one night he told me all about itand how he stared at a mans ass for 30 minutes. I was so psyched.... notabout the ass.... but he was like "it doesn't

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The longest day trip ever! Athensto Rome in One Day!

2004-10-27 |Athens, GreeceThis entry spans three full days because my day actually lasted that long. This morning I checked out late and luckily gave the worker a good excuseso I was not charged another day. Most of my day was spent shopping (Ibought Matt a tiny little birthday present), laying on the beach, readingand eating lunch on the beach. Once that was all over, I

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