i remember wondering why i hadn't broken my hands
mid air, twisting across the hood
we briefly caught each other's attention
and as quickly it past, but
i suspect he remembered that moment
as it stood out, as if, significant,
then bang, i'm waiting for a taxi
wearing naught but my reddish boxer shorts, bang
i'm in a private room on the fairy, then bang,
i'm looking up at heather, as she desperately
i tendered to her forceful ministrations

This one time my brothers friend Chris Wade was spending the night and we all used to like to play baskteball games in the house.

The way that we would play such games is with a nerf type basketball hoop that would reside and sit on the top of a closet door.

So on this particular night, Chris does a slam dunk backward (probably because there was a dunking contest going on) and his ass went completely through the wall!

I dont know how he did it, but that was some kind of huge ass he had as a kid. My parents were so pissed.

Eventually the wall would never be the same after Dad dry walled it. You could always tell there was a hole in the wall there so we would hide it with TVs and other things so it didnt look bad.

Holes in walls always have a good story to them when you think about it. Because something always has to happen when the hole occurred.

So think of a memory of where there was a hole in the wall.

I was mentioning one significant memory I had with Chris Wade my brother's friend and it reminded me of another memory I have with him of him doing damage down in the basement of the Hendricks house.

Pretty much we would rough house like any typical boy would do, no big deal there.

But on one particular occasion I was running down the stairs and I turned a corner and he was obviously running upstairs. We knocked into each other. My mouth knocked into his head.

The cause and effect was my tooth that was not LOOSE AT ALL, got completely knocked out. I cried with my mom up in her room. It hurt pretty bad.

This is another perfect entry for the user submitted questions and inspirations section. This page has been here since the start of the website, but no one has ever posted an inspiration. Now they are fully integrated with the Interviews section. So as you are reading my memory, think of some similar memories that . . . Read More..

So remember when boys are boys and girls are girls, and every one of us had some kind of cooties. Well I was at the good ol family reunion and by little cousins (girls) dicided that it would be fun to chase me down and "get me".
So, me being the thinker that I am, decided it would be wise to run to the top of the double bump slide. Yeah the one thats like 15 or so feet of the ground.
Well the girls, being the thinkers that they are, decided to send one up the slide and one up the stairs.
End result, Chad never got coodies. My ass jumped of the top and got to get eight stiches in the back of my head. Then a big bag of lemon heads afterwards because Dad said I was such a good boy. Thanks Dad, for admitting I'm not a pussy. lol...

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His Response:

In my pictures from when I was a kid I look just like my mom's childhood pictures. I also have inherited her sinuses. I can call her on a certain day when my sinuses are acting up and hers are too.

Oh yeah and did I mention that I am the number two crawler again? Sorry Julie but you are going to have to answer some more interview questions or you will have to settle for third place ;) just kidding.

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