So this sweet robot was soo cool that I took it home on the bus with me.  And of course, my mom didnt want anything to do with it and told me I couldnt take it into the house.  So basically my brother and I just shot it with the BB gun in the backyard and we trashed it all to hell.  It was funny.  I just thought it was hilarious how I took it home with me on the bus.  

My first kiss was just about the weirdest thing on the planet.

Obviously its supposed to be that way, but my brother made it worse.  He and Scott V both were in middle school now and they found it funny to have Nick and I.  Kiss our current girlfriends in front of the sandbox after school.

Nick had to kiss Liz Grant and I had to kiss the girl I was "dating" Jennifer Snowden.

We basically were pressured there in front of everyone with no privacy.  It was wierd and yet I was really wanting to try it out.

I remember being so nervous standing there for about 15 minutes before the event happened. 

When the kiss occured I swear I remember sticking out my tounge or something, but I am not sure.  If I did, it might have been just a little before she pulled away.

Classic memory of mine.....

In 5th grade our teacherMr. Kowalski asked everyone to create a new product and to market it on a commercial that we would star in. How ingenous was that??

My product was called "Crusty Crunchies Dog Snacks". I loved being creative and I had so much fun making this all by myself. I vividly remember the day we put all of this stuff together.

During the big day of the commercial shoot, I had Liz Grant go into a room and we came up with the commerical. It was baiscally a knock off of another commercial.

The rules for the shoot of the commercial is that you only get three takes. On my first take, the class laughed sooo hard and there was so much noise that I decided to try again. And yet again the class ruined it. The third time was a charm, but when I finished the commercial I turned my head and smiled, but totally missed the camera (SEE VIDEO)!! It was hilarious.

This video is pretty much the only copy because every kid got a weekend to borrow it to watch and I was the only . . . Read More..

In elementary school, I thought I was the shit at chess.  My brother or Dad probaby taught me the 3 way move and I used to kick the crap out of everyone in elementary school.  In order to pull this off you basically move the qeen into position as well as a rook in order to trap the king in three moves.  I never found anyone who could figure out a defense....

That is, until I met Theresa Wozniak....

She totally ripped me a new asshole one day and the three way move didnt even phase her.

I couldnt believe that this girl took me out of the tournament when I was very close to winning.  Little boys dont like girls beating them in anything.  This was one of the many reasons why I hated Theresa when I was in elementary school.  We reconciled our differences a few years later....

I especially love her now cause she is posting memories....

So I am hanging out on the playground and I dont remember the circumstances, but somehow I made Julie Blood so angry at me that she grabbed my shoulders and slammed her knee right into my family jewels.

I remember losing my breathe completely... she seemed to know what she was doing.

But of course, I went to a teacher to tell on her.

I think it might have been Mr. Kowalski. 

Anyways, even though the pain had gone I was still crying in front of her and him I think.  She was forced to apologize to me.

Her and I always had interesting relationships.