This one time at Chilis I got some kind of food poisoning. I had the chicken fingers. Have you ever had a bad case of food poisoning?

I hated Chilis for the longest time. My case wasnt an all out bad case like some people when they need to go to the hospital, but somehow I knew it was the fried chicken I had there.

Chilis finally rejuvinated themselves when they cam out with the

QUESADILLA EXPLOSION SALAD!!!!!!!!

Chilis rules now! They better pay me for this advertisement! WHATS YOUR CHILIS MEMORY!!!!!!!!!!!??? LOL. GHETTO FABULOUS.

This one time my brother and I and probably Scott Vogt, were all hanging out playing basketball at our friend Jeremy Philips' house and we saw a sledgehammer and a golf ball sitting around.

We hit the golfball with a sledgehammer so hard (Jeremy was a big guy so he probably did it) that it flew all the way across the street and nailed a house.

Luckily no windows shattered.

We did this all across the neighborhood for a while until the golf ball finally shattered into pieces.

The insides had a ton of rubberbands like Pee-Wee hermans rubber band ball.  There was all this white substance too.

It was pretty sweet.  We did some other off the wall thing that day too.

I don't remember much about this day. What I do remember is that my Dad let me drive his Suburban. I drove through Chestnut Hills and on to Maybee Road headed towards Dixie Highway. I probably drove to Todd Bauer's house. I remember as I was turning onto Maybee that I just had this incredible feeling of independence. It is a feeling like nothing I have felt before or since. It was genuinely a rite of passage for me. It's funny how you just want to grow up when you are young and be independent but then as you get older you wish you had less obligations and that someone could take care of your needs. As I drove out of my subdivision I was making the transition from my youth to adulthood.

So I decided to pick up some tickets randomly to go to Cedar point with Susan in the summer of 05 I think.

One the way there, I remember we hit a bunch of traffic on the Sandusky exit and luckily I packed some whopping good bagel sandwiches so that we didnt have to starve to death.


I tried to get Susan to ride the Mellenium Force that day, but she
refused. Somehow I convinced her to ride the Magnum with me and she
was scared shitless.


Another random thing I remember was that I bought my famous Cowboy hat there. See my Easter memory. Keyword "Easter" in your memorycrawler search.

It was kind of cold that day, so it looks like Susan didnt come prepared and had to borrow my Italia jacket sweater.

I am sure you will think we both look like crap in the photos, but when you are riding rollercoasters, your hair never looks good.

I think the last ride of the night before we left was these Power towers. It was a total adrenaline rush!

Finally as we were leaving, I attempted to win a . . . Read More..