I used to work as a waitress at Chili's, and a lot of interesting things would happen on my shifts....
This one particular day a young couple sat in my section. They were very nice, and I noticed that the girl seemed to be in a kind of "giggly" mood.
I took their order. And when I came back to the table to give them their drinks, the girl was gone. She had left to go to the bathroom.
The guy said, "Excuse me, I don't usually do this, but are you seeing anybody??"
I couldn't believe it, I was thinking... What a jerk. His girlfriend goes to the bathroom and now he's hitting on me...
I said, " Um, yes, I'm married."
He continued.... "OK, I was just wondering because my friend thinks you're really cute."