One time I went to a brittish scary movie with an english friend and it was the funniest thing seeing all the americans being shocked in the first scene when they show the guy naked. She also was missing the UK because of all the food that was in the movie. But about halway into the movie (I was enjoying it a lot because the zombies run in this movie). My cell phone rang on full blast during one of the quiet parts. It rang the james bond theme song! The guy that called was a buddy who I worked with as an intern at Compuware. I barely even know the guy and he is calling me on a friday night seeing if I want to play drinking games. I WAS SO PISSED AND EMBARRASED.

We all know that David likes to babysit the younger cousins. When Sean and I were kids he babysat us too.
One time while watching us David thought that it would be really funny to get me and Sean to pick up the phone and call 911. Being the impressionable little kids that looked up to our older cousins that we were Sean and I took his advice and dialed 911 then hung up.
Well soon after that there was a cop at our door wondering where the emergency was.

Sheila really loved you that day David.

One time my mom and I were going through the taco bell drive through off of M-59 and I attempted to shoot my straw wrapper at her.

At the time we were infamous for doing this. But on this particular occasion the wind must have been blowing in the right direction because the thing went like 15 feet into the drive through window and gracefully hit a guy in the butt.

He never knew because it was so light. But it was still hilarious. Both my mom and dad would get mad at places like Big Boy when the straws would hit other people accidentally.

The Beast. This is one of many times I almost lost my beast of a car. For those who never seen my car let me describe it for you. It was a 1984 Buick LeSabre. Literally a box on wheel. Fit 3 people in the front and 4 or 5 people in the back. Comfortably. And I?m sure like 5 bodies in the trunk. ? not that I tried or anything?.hehehe..Well In the winter it became my 1000 lbs sled as I attempted to stay on the road.
Well on this particular day we wanted to go sledding so we drove down to the lake were the best hill in the area was. Of course, rather then park a safe distance away I parked right on the hill and slid down into a snow bank. Being the bright guy that I was, I figure if I floored it I could get out. Well it turns out when you floor a rear wheel drive car on ice it just fish tails all over the place. This not only took me out of the snow bank, but brought me inches from the edge of a cliff which was just over the lake. I thought I was done for. My . . . Read More..

I?m going to leave out all the names in this one but it kind of funny. Something only 4 teenagers that are bored would do. Well to set the mood it was winter in Michigan. About 6 inches or more snow on the ground and the roads were covered in ice. A few of us wanted to get together and have a fest. A fest is a video game get together were we just played 4 player battle games for hours on end after school. Well one friend, who will remain nameless, wanted to stay home and make a snowman. Well we weren?t going to have any of that. So later that day we went over to his house and beat down his snowman with a bat.
The next day we went to school and bragged about how we demolished his snowman. He said that he built it back up already. This just pissed us off. So after school we rushed over to his house only to see his snowman standing there but it was turned to ice. He actually covered it with water. And it froze.
Rather than destroy it again we needed to really send him a . . . Read More..