When I was 14 years old, we went to tip over this guys shithouse. This other buddy of ours. We all got behind it and this one kid fell in the shit that was in the pit. Even though it was made of wood it wouldn’t shatter. We made the kid that fell in the shit sit on the bumper of the car. And we made him take off all his clothes and we threw him in a crick.

In the Spring of 1997, I played a character named Sarah Brown in the high school musical "Guys and Dolls".  Noel was also in the musical...  along with his friend Todd (the guy who thought I had bad B.O.)

Anyway, I was required to do a few kissing scenes with a guy named Rick Davies, and since Noel and I had been going out for a couple months, he was very uncomfortable with this.

One night, during a live performance, Rick starts moving his lips around and kissing me for real!  I was stunned!  He was a great kisser and had very soft lips (ha, ha... just kidding Noel)

Once the scene ended, Rick started telling everyone about the kiss.  He said it was an accident.  He, apparently, wasn't thinking and it just happened. 

Noel found out and decided to take matters in to his own hands.  He started yelling at Rick.  I wasn't there, so I'm not sure exactly what happened, but I heard that Noel actually said "Three . . . Read More..

One time I had a track meet and a band concert in the same night.  My plan was to bring my trumpet case to the track field and then change and go into the concert with trumpet in hand.

Things went wayyy wrong though, because Coach had me run the 800 meter run.  I took first place in it and ran about 2 minutes.  But then had to get to the auditorium to play.  So I whipped out my trumpet and ran into the auditorium that was entirely packed with people because this concert was a combined concert of 8th graders, 5th graders, 9th graders and seniors to hear the differences.  

So basically the whole entire crowd was staring at me in my short daisy dukes as I walked with my trumpet.  I swear everyone was waiting for me, because my part for this one song was sooo important.  The song started off hitting a High C, which takes a lot of breath.

Afterward, I almost blacked out because of my loss of air.  It was really weird, but I was surprisingly not . . . Read More..

I remember the age of 5. That was my first day. That is to say, the day that I turned 5 was when I woke up and realized the world. I didn't know who, where, what or when I was, but I did know that I liked chocolate cake. Chocolate cake and funny hats was where it all began.

I had a HUGE crush on a boy named Patrick Shephard.  He had blonde hair, blue eyes and the cutest freckled face.  I used to chase him around the playground everyday.

One day, he said. "I know you like me.  If you want to kiss me, meet me in the teacher's lounge after school." 

Well, I met him in the teacher's lounge and we kissed.  It was just a peck and it was very awkard.  Neither of us said a word, and after we kissed, we went on our way.

I don't remember whether or not I continued to chase him around the playground.  Maybe I realized that it wasn't worth it afterall... ha!

I have attached a class picture...  Patrick is top/center.  He's wearing a turqious shirt and he's right next to the teacher.  I'm on the bottom left.  I'm wearing a red and white dress w/ a ruffled collar.