At my cousin Robin's wedding, my family was having a fun drinking party in my Aunt Barb's suite killing time the night before her wedding.

I was talking to Ben and Steve at dinner explaining a fun game to them that I had played in college with my cross country game.

For those who havent played it, its called "Fuzzy Bunny".  The object of the game is to stuff as much food as you can into your mouth.  Something like crackers or cookies will work fine.

On this particular night, uncle Paul had his video camera, so you guys can enjoy the funny videos of me getting my butt whipped by my cousin Steve who has THE ABSOLUTE LARGEST MOUTH ON THE PLANET.

Enjoy.

I must first start off by saying I'm sorry for not posting my many memories on the hottest site on the web. It's been extremely busy at work lately, which is good. Also, this is the only time I've been able to use the web(at work). Now Kristen and I finally(after 6 months) have internet capabilitys. Now one of these days I might pass Lel as the ultimate crawler. But this is not a blog so here we go.

During my four year run in high school my parents sent me to basketball camp every summer. It wasn't just any camp, this was the best in the nation. The players I went head to head with everyday are now in the N.B.A.
I must say I did hold my own for a little white boy from the C-Town. The camp took place at Robert Morris College in Pittsburg and brought out the best in teachers and players.

Syracuse was always my favorite school. It was a dream of mine to one day play for jim Bohiem and the Orangemen in upstate New York. On this particular day I was preparing for a game at camp. I . . . Read More..

After coming back from Grand Bend I might have initally gotten this Ear Infection from playing football in the great lakes where there could be germs or something. Or the Ear infection could have come from the bug that flew into my eye. So those are my theories.

Regardless, once I came back I had the WORST ear rake in my entire life. I laid in bed suffering until the pain was unbearable and my mom took me to the hospital.

The doctor prescribed a strong pain killer for me, but nothing helped. On the drive to get our medication my pain was greater than any I have ever experienced in my entire life. I felt like my head was going to crack open. My head had soo much pressure it was unbeleivable.

Eventually I randomly asked my mom for a piece of gum. And this happened to be the best random idea ever! Because we just didnt think that that would help releive the pressure. But it did! And I will recommend to anyone if you have pressure in your ear, then chew gum.

Seconds after . . . Read More..

Jeff and I had just gotten married and it was the first morning home from our honeymoon. We had just moved  into our first  little apartment with a tiny kitchen and I decided I wanted to make breakfast for Jeff. I tried to cook eggs but since I had no experience with cooking they all got stuck to the pan. Jeff came in and laughed and asked if I put butter or oil in the pan to keep the eggs from sticking. "What?! You have to put butter on the pan?" I asked Jeff. He couldn't believe I didn't know that. Seriously, I had never cooked eggs, or much of anything in my life up to that point. Hey, people aren't born knowing how to cook eggs! I had one of those wonderful sets of parents that did EVERYTHING for me. Well, Jeff showed me the correct proceedure to use butter and THEN cook the eggs.
The next morning Jeff about died when he walked into the kitchen and I was trying to cook bacon in butter! Who knew bacon created its own non-stick . . . Read More..

One time Bill and I just were getting drunk at my old house in Waterford and he decides he wanted to "sleep/drunk walk" into the bathroom and just pass out on the floor in there.

Only to find my dad getting ready in the morning.  I felt embarrassed for him, but he is the funny dude that walsed in there.