When my parents divorced, Dan and I used to go to my dad's apartment.

At times, my dad had a room mate, Scott Mitchell and he was a lot of fun. Dan and I got a long with him really well. And he had really long hair and a beard as well.

Here are some random things I remember form staying over there every other weekend for about a year or so:

• We used to play Dragon Warrior 5 with my Dad and would play the poker mini game to try to get some kind of sword. (We didnt care about the game at all, we just really liked playing poker)
• There was the ghetto couch that Scott slept on.
• We used to do dishes a lot. My Dad always made us put the dishes away as well as clean the dishes after he provided us with food for dinner.
• One time, we went to the pool and had a lot of fun in an indoor heated pool. Something funny happened here, but I dont recall.
• Dan and I used to go rollerblading in the apartment complex and go for walks and one time we caught our parents making out with each

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When my mom was going through dental school she did lots of tests on me to learn. Meaning she cleaned my teeth a lot.



On one particular occasion, she probably was scraping near my gums and since at the time I didnt floss much, they started bleeding a lot.



I always try to blame her and tell her that she cut my gums.



I also remember whenever I would get my teeth cleaned in her office I would take the air suction and make it suck out all of my air in my lungs.



Other things I would do when my mom is cleaning my teeth would I used to gleek on her and laugh.



Man I am a jerk.



For those of you who dont know what gleeking is, it is when you can control your salivary glands to spit out a little saliva kind of like how a snake would.



Fun stuff.



I think I need to seek assyluym from my mom for Male Gum Mutilation. ;-)

I don't remember much about this day. What I do remember is that my Dad let me drive his Suburban. I drove through Chestnut Hills and on to Maybee Road headed towards Dixie Highway. I probably drove to Todd Bauer's house. I remember as I was turning onto Maybee that I just had this incredible feeling of independence. It is a feeling like nothing I have felt before or since. It was genuinely a rite of passage for me. It's funny how you just want to grow up when you are young and be independent but then as you get older you wish you had less obligations and that someone could take care of your needs. As I drove out of my subdivision I was making the transition from my youth to adulthood.

This would be all Christina Poponea's fault of course. We were in 8th grade so we were a little rebellious. We decided to get drunk off of coffee and sneak out of her house. To do this we had to turn the alarm off and make sure YaYa didn't wake up. We were walking around the neighborhood when a car was driving up the road. I freaked out and jumped underneath a pinetree. Christina on the otherhand thought she knew the person so she . . . Read More..

Sometime around 7th or 8th grade I went over to Christy McIlroy's house to go swimming. Justin Spears and Randy Olson came over to swim with us and we all ended up playing baywatch. We didn't makeout but it was pretty hot and heavy for being as young as we were.