I was kind of a little bit of a 'ladies man' in elementary school. (Everything went downhill after elementary school in terms of the dating scene .... but thats another story)

Anyway, back to my big pimping. One time, Nick Azzaro and I decided to go on a double date with Liz Grant and Mellissa Fassero. I think I was dating Mellissa Fassero at the time and that night I must of been wearing the best Brut cologne because Liz Grant started having the hots for me. I dont know how Nick found out but by the end of the night he refused to talk to me. This was my best friend and I totally snatched his girlfriends heart. I guess thats why we didnt hang out in high school as much. Please forgive me Nick. :-(

There were a lot of Friday nights that Nick Azzaro and I would spend at the rolladium. Some of the things I remember:

• Playing video games.


• Sleeping when I got tired.


• Eating junk food in the cafeteria they had.


• Going to the pro shop and buying neon light-up glow sticks.


• Seeing older people make out and kiss.


• Talking with friends.


• Rollerblading.


• Ninja turtles 4 player.


• Street fighter (the original)


• Those round orange seats.


• Running into and falling into those round seats.


• All of the great 80's ballads that are great to skate round and around
  all frickin night long!!
  
  
  

This was unbelievable!! I am just minding my own business one day at the lunch table with my friends and this guy (Justin the same guy that opened the shower curtain on me) decided to be a dick and told me to get up out of my seat. I told him no. 5 minutes later I feel a nice cold chocoloate drink getting pourn down my shirt. I got up and I probably yelled at him and/or pushed him. I cant even remember the details. Once we arrived in the principals office (Mr. Downey AKA "Thumbs") he basically didn?t understand my situation at all and he suspended me for three days. I am still pissed about this. :-P

One day I was probably hanging out bored on the playground and I decided to express my love for a lady. I decided to take a rock and scratch "I heart Liz (grant)" and then I did the dumbest thing. I wrote down D.K.R. I figured no one would ever figure it out. But a month or so later, Mr. McGuire figured it out and was really pissed he figured it out. He yelled at me and told me to grab a paint brush. I don?t remember ever painting the whole thing though. All in all it was an interesting stupid thing I did.

So it's 4th grade, great age to climb trees right? I loved climbing trees as kid until this day when I went climbing trees with my 4th grade buddy. I was real high up maybe only five feet when I stepped out on a dead branch and snap! There I go falling ass first into a huge patch of prickly pear cactus! OOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHH! My poor loving mother soaked me in the bathtub and picked thorns out my backside for the rest of the day.