One time my cousins dog Schemp was really horny and he went around humping blankets and pillows and stuff all around the house.

It was soo funny.... that dog kicks ass.

One of the most fun group games I used to play while growing up in middle school was bomberman for the SNES. This was one of the few games out there that 4 people could simultaneously play together. You had to get a special adapter to play it and my brother and I would rent it at Video Gamer on the way to my cousins Noel and Kevins's house.

We were all the greatest Pals in the world and we would stay up all night playing this together. We would buy Jolt cola and get hyper from it.

On many occasions my Uncle Kirt would come in fuming from lack of sleep because we just could not contain the fun and excitement.

Many times when I was around that age I would envision all 4 of us living in a mansion together and playing video games. But somehow all of us chose women instead of each other. In theory that would have been a unique friendship of 4 cousins living together.

I truly miss playing video games with those three. We seriously need to do that, but now Kevin is in . . . Read More..

In middle school I was always into blowing stuff up with Fireworks on the 4th of july.

I would usually go in my front yard and find old toys to stick bottle rockets in or various things around the house. I also would light them off insde of the drainage systems as well because it made loud noises.

One time, I attempted to light off about 25 saturn rockets, when a cop pulls up. I dont think they went off, or we probably would have gotten into trouble.

Anyway, the story I am meaning to post is in regard to an occasion where we were at Noel's House

Before there was fear factor on TV and before reality TV was even around.  You have our family.

In 1998, our family started a new gift giving tradition that some people call "White Elephant".  Its basically a pool of gifts and each person draws a number.  The first person chooses a gift and is stuck with it, but the next person may steal their gift or pick another.  The last person is in the best position.

Most of the gifts this year were pretty decent.  Barb, (Christmas Boss) just by chance got a couple of really crappy gifts and joke gifts.  One of which was some S.P.A.M and some pickled pigs feet.

Well after that I think my brother and my Uncle Dennis talked about how he would eat them for money.

This soon turned into all of the Brat Patrol (Me, Noel , Kevin , and Dan ) wanting a bunch of money to eat the pickled pigs feet.

I am sure some people really eat these things, but they stink like formaldahyde and vinegar or . . . Read More..

So my Aunt Patsy and I hang out a lot recently because I like keeping her company and watching TV and movies during the work week.  Uncle Kirt her husband is away in Mexico right now.

It breaks up the tedious 80 miles of driving have to do from Grand Blanc to Troy and saves me some money on gas.

So last week we see this movie on demand called "Ice Queen",  Its a total B-Movie, and really is bad.  But I think the directors knew this and just wanted to hang out at an empty ski resort and have fun.  More power to ya guys!

So we are watching this movie and it feels like a movie from the 1990s, but in fact it was filmed recently.

The movie was such a roit and entertaining because of how bad the acting was and the plot.  It also seemed like the directors wanted to make pornos too because there was a sex scene too.

But the greatest part of the movie was when the Ice Queen neandrothol was attracted to one of the . . . Read More..