One time my brother was riding his bike after going fishing and he got a fish-hook stuck in his calf while riding home. I remember going up to the hospital over by the movie theater and I can vividly remember a rustly and wormy hook gouged in his calf. IT WAS SICK!

I used to force my cat Gizmo to sit on my lap and I would make him look like he was typing a typerider.

My brother and I would crack up when we would do carriage returns and when we would make the cat type 50 words per second. It was good times.

And nothing wrong with making the cat pay some rent....

One day, my mom was using pledge on the kitchen counters and it made the tiles very very slippery. We were having fun sliding around on it. Then I probably had the great idea to take my cat Gizmo and slide him on it. It was a mean thing to do, but who is to say that I wasnt a jerk back then. Regarless its something i vividly remember laughing at. Basically I rememeber doing it once or twice and remeber him sliding off the stairs. Another cruel thing I did to that cat. But those are the things you sometimes remember about your animals.

One night while my grandma was in town, my brother and I decide to sneak out and hang out with our gangsta friends all night. This night was a school night and we snuck out while both my grandma and mom were watching TV downstairs. The way in which we snuck out was by jumping out of the two story . . . Read More..

I vividly remember this POS van that we used to have. I think my Dad bought it for 500 bucks.

It was such a POS that one time my Dad would tap his ashes from his cigarettes directly on the floor as well as let us spit on the floor before they put this ghetto carpet in. We only did that once. Additionally the crapper had a hole in the floor and we could see the road as we drove. It was sweet.

When it started up it was a loud shrieking noise. And one time I was chilling outside and my Dad started it up out of the blue. It scared me soo bad that I ran to the door thinking someone is doing a drive by.

I ran my kneee directly into the corner of the porch and I still have a scar to this day. I even remember having a cast on my knee and I remember ripping it apart because I itched soo bad.