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Memory: Eating lunch with a homeless guy
Date:
1998
Location:
University of Michigan
City and Locale:
Flint Michigan
Memory Category:
Funny Story
Memory of:
lellel
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I remember I used to think that it was a good idea to give people money when they asked for it on the street. It seemed like the charitable thing to do. Then, probably like most of you, I was introduced to the idea that people who are homeless are in that situation because they have burned bridges and that they will most likely take the money you give them to the liquor store. Still, it troubles me to just walk past someone who could potentially be in need.

Well, somewhere along the road someone introduced me to the idea of buying someone a meal when they asked for money for food. So I tried it once when I was going to U of M Flint.

There was this homeless black guy that asked me for money for food so I asked him if I could buy him lunch. He accepted and we waited in line in the food court at Subway. I would like to say that we ended up having a life-changing conversation or that I lead him to Jesus or something but nothing like that happened. Instead, as soon as we were . . . Read More..
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UserName: lellel
Name:Noel

Hometown:
Clarkston, MI

Memories:138

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Memory: Depressed Drunken Programmer
Date:
Summer of 2004
Location
Compuware
City and Locale:
Detroit Michigan
Memory Category:
Funny Story
Memory of:
TheMemoryCrawler
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This one time at Compuware, the guy across from my cube would come in every day stinking like vodka.  He would spike his coffee and other things and many times I would hear him snore.

One time in particular a friend looked underneath the panel to me and tried to whisper and point at his cube.  The dude was out cold.

She explained how he comes in drunk every day, but I never realized it until she said it that the lingering smell was booze.

They fired him later probably because someone said something.

He was so weird.  The funny part about it that he was a "Professional Services" guy.  So very professional indeed.

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UserName: TheMemoryCrawler
Name:Dave

Hometown:
Waterford, MI

Memories:282

Rank:
"One of the Coolest Crawlers"

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Memory: Classic Dog Stuff
Date:
Summer of 1990s
Location
Patzs House
City and Locale:
Clarkston Michigan
Memory Category:
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Memory of:
TheMemoryCrawler
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One time my cousins dog Schemp was really horny and he went around humping blankets and pillows and stuff all around the house.


It was soo funny.... that dog kicks ass.


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UserName: TheMemoryCrawler
Name:Dave

Hometown:
Waterford, MI

Memories:282

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Add CommentNo Comments...No Media Uploaded... Posted On: September 1, 2006 - 11:17 AM

Memory: Can You Feel It?
Date:
Fall of 1996
Location:
Silverdome
City and Locale:
Pontiac Michigan
Memory Category:
Funny Story
Memory of:
lellel
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In my senior year in high school, I was the section leader for our trumpet section. It was pretty big. I think we had like 35 members or something. I was pretty outgoing. I would jump around and swivel my hips and say "can you feel it?" like Ace Ventura. At our Band-O-Rama event awards were given out based on student votes. I received the "Spark Plug" award nearly unanimously.

At our state competition, we did a great performance and it was now the time when the awards were announced. They got all the way to 4th place and we got nervous. In 1995 we had received 4th place. In 1993 we got 7th and we got 8th in 1994. Finally, they announced that we got 3rd place. It was so exciting, being my senior year and getting the best placing we ever received. (In Michigan you can't really get first place because Plymouth Canton does every year because they spend tons of money and do totally untraditional things - but that's a different story).

Anyway, I . . . Read More..
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UserName: lellel
Name:Noel

Hometown:
Clarkston, MI

Memories:138

Rank:
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Memory: Highway Porn Shop
Date:
Summer of 2004
Location:
Somewhere Along the Highway
City and Locale:
Not Sure
Memory Category:
Funny Story
Memory of:
liptonbuddy
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There's a big Smash Brothers tournament usually every summer called Melee FC. It's held in South Bend Indiana in this huge church. 2 Summers ago, our little smash crew decided we'd like to go. So TheMemoryCrawler , Joe V., Adam, Joel, James, and I headed for South Bend in Joe's car. It was cramped as hell in there. About halfway through our 6 hour trip, we wanted to stop at a gas station to gas up and get some shit to eat. We got off the highway, and found the nearest gas station. However, there was a cop in the parking lot. Since we had one of us (I think it was Joel at the time) in the back part of the car with no seat belt on, we didn't want the cop to see that. We pulled into a parking lot across the street.

We all got out of the car, and it felt good to strech our legs after being cramped up in the car for so long. Something just felt weird, though. We looked up at the sign of the parking lot, and what did we see? "The Lion's Den: Adult Book and Video" We were parked at a . . . Read More..
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UserName: liptonbuddy
Name:Justin

Hometown:
Warren, MI

Memories:4

Rank:
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