One Day I was on the titty bars (boob shaped monkey bar toy) and I had the great idea to hang from it by a stick. That didnt last too long because the stick immediately broke and I fell on my ass. Slamming into the rocks I ended up choking on something. I assumed it was a rock, so I called home and my overprotective mom came and took me to get my stomach scanned in the hospital. (come on mom.. my body would of gotten rid of it one way or another)

One night Michelle and I were drinking at the local pub and were ending the night driving home and Michelle got pulled over. The cop said she was going 47 in a 35 and my drunken response to the cop was "You dont know what youre talking about, ITS 35 HERE!!!!!!!!!!". I continuously yelled until he yelled back and said "IM NOT TALKING TO YOU SIR!!!!"

It was stupid because Michelle had a few and it could have caused the cop to give her a breathalizer test. But instead she just got a ticket.

To this day, I still believe we were in the 45 MPH section...

I guess I am stubborn

Michelle and I went to her cousins wedding. It was absolutely beautiful and an ideal day for a wedding. I was in tears when that cute couple was doing their vows. It was really emotional.

Then after the ceremony was over, each person was to take a rock and wish good luck to the new couple and throw it in Lake Michgan.

Well Michelle and her infinite baseball throwing abilities, managed to throw the rock straight up in the air and nearly taking out the priest and some other bystandards.

All in all, it was a fantastic wedding with lots of good drunken conversations. Even a great little video shot of me congradulating the bride and groom who I dont even know.

hmm dave has asked to take walks this week which have been awesome. i just remember walking outside after being locked in the office all day and taking a deep breathe of air and remembering how blissful it was.. i think everyone should take time out of their day and even though its a common day to day thing, they should take a few deep breathes of fresh air to relax and let their mind wonder.

My grandparents used to own a trailor in the flint area I believe. It was a nice place where a bunch of old farts used to live. I dont really remember a whole lot about it, but one thing I cant forget about it was the time that we rented Boyz In The Hood. (Yeah me and my brother were ghetto even back then.)

I was watching it when my grandma saw the scene where there is some "T and A." She turned the T.V. off.... it was kind of funny. Another thing I kind of remember was a pond where we used to hang out to maybe look at some fish. I think we just spent the night out there a few times.